Boy, did it grind my gears (ironically.)
It did make me chuckle.
Because boys are stupid. (I'll make several exceptions.)
Just not for Larry Lujack.
"When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot." -Larry Lujack
Who are you anyways, Larry Lujack? A top 40 disc jockey who's probably never even heard of The Grateful Dead or The Sex Pistols?
Why?
Why would rock n roll radio stations imply a "good chance the transmission is shot"?
Because a rock n roller baby would obviously drive pedal to the metal. Literally?
Because a rock n roller baby would obviously drive pedal to the metal. Literally?
And while I understand the implied irony, and yes, partially reasonable assumption, does that also imply that it's impossible to say, a cute girl, who always oil changed on time, who respected that the washer fluid went in the washer fluid thingy and that the anti-freeze fluid went in the anti freeze thingy, who changed her transmission fluid, never overheated, and never incorrectly changed gears, couldn't possibly have her radio station programmed to the rockiest of channels?
When I think back to the head banging, finger tapping, seat shimmying and Whitesnake sing alongs that went on in my old car, I can only hope that Raymond's new owners live up to his expected rock n roll lifestyle.
He was the prefect highway companion with aheart transmission of gold.
He was the prefect highway companion with a
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